Post-Reichenbach and Insecure!John (BBC)

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Hello! First post here, so please go easy on me if I do something wrong. :)

All I really want right now are any and all fics that contain the following:

1. After Reichenbach, Sherlock returns expecting to deal with a John who has believed him dead all this time. What he receives is a John who is well aware that rumours of his death have been greatly exaggerated. I don't care if he's pissed, resigned, happy. All I want for him to not be surprised. S/J or gen preferred.

2. Something where John believes that Sherlock must prefer Irene. because she's awesome and just as smart as he is, and John can't believe he could possibly compare. My only requirement here is that it ends happily. Gen or S/J preferred here as well.

Thank you!!!