Preslash RPF '09!movieverse, "it puts the lotion on its..."

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Hello! I'm not sure this is the kind of thing you do here, but I'm looking for one of my favourite fics in the 09!movie 'verse. To be more accurate, it's RPF of the 09!movie 'verse: an RDJude fic, possible written for their anon meme.

It's pretty short, but basically RDJ introduces Jude to all his Hollywood friends - Ben Stiller and Jack Black - and while Jude's back is turned, they all make sneaky comments to RDJ about how it's pretty obvious he's tappin' that. I distinctly remember Jack Black says, "It puts the lotion on its...", but I have absolutely no idea where to begin looking for it again since I know neither an author nor a title.

Anyone?