Crack, Please!

[numberthescars.livejournal.com]

It's been a rough week at work, and I'm anticipating yet another. Can anyone recommend their favorite crack fics to me? Funny, silly, just plain insane...I want 'em all.

Thanks!

P.S. All verses welcome.

Comments

[oreganotea.livejournal.com]

Rough Edges (http://archiveofourown.org/series/4406) by basingstoke
*The first two parts are Black Books crossovers, but I haven't watched it and I adored the story anyway.

The Inconsequential Death of Mr. Stevens (http://stickstockstone.livejournal.com/4178.html) (+ prequel) by stickstockstone

The Case of Arthur and the Nemesis (http://archiveofourown.org/series/6966) by imogendisease
*Inception crossover, and you probably do need to have watched it to enjoy the story.

[chamekke.livejournal.com]

archea2 recently ran a wonderful [BBC Sherlockverse] Not-Porn Porn Challenge (http://archea2.livejournal.com/77144.html) recently, and some of the responses to that were super-cracky!

They can all be found on the Not-Porn Porn Fest master list (http://archea2.livejournal.com/78660.html). The crackiest (to me; YMMV) are Liquids and Plosives (http://grassle.livejournal.com/71220.html), Intolerance (http://sc010f.livejournal.com/239156.html), and Knot for All the Tea in China (http://chamekke.livejournal.com/89158.html).

Hope you haven't read some of theses....

[faerietayles.livejournal.com]

Aptronyms (http://sherlockbbc.livejournal.com/459124.html)

Summary: Mr Sherlock Holmes and Dr John Watson are characters created by Sir Arthur Conan Doyle; Mr Sherlock Holmes and Dr John Watson are the unfortunate sods named after them


Jim I've Been (http://alltoseek.livejournal.com/10108.html#cutid1)

Summary: Dr. Suess' The Great Game

Cromwell (The Skull) Comes to a Crime Scene (http://sherlockbbc-fic.livejournal.com/12432.html?thread=65786256)

Summary: Lestrade turned from conferring with Anderson, saw the Freak and his tagalong approaching, and closed his eyes, mouth moving in perfect synch with a count to ten. Or a prayer to any deity who might happen to be listening, Sally couldn’t really tell which at this distance.

The Talking Skull (http://sherlockbbc-fic.livejournal.com/3114.html?thread=7409962)

Summary: Sherlock uses ventriloquism to make his skull talk to John at odd times.

Jawn of the Dead (http://sherlockbbc-fic.livejournal.com/15638.html?thread=89557270)

Summary:"If anybody could come back as a zombie," Lestrade said, waving his beer can at the screen in what he clearly thought was an explanatory manner, "If anybody could. You know."

"Sherlock," John agreed.

Christmas Fluff (http://wordstrings.livejournal.com/4198.html?thread=488806#t488806)

Summary: Sherlock was disappointed on Monday when the assault on the corner of the wrapping paper didn't reveal a brighter color underneath, but his eyes widened when he realized that the next layer was an actual safe. With a combination lock. "Wait until Christmas," John told him.

Knock, Knock (http://flawedamythyst.livejournal.com/399763.html)

Summary:"Knock knock," he stated in a clear voice.

The Adoption of John Watson Holmes (http://cyerus.livejournal.com/12114.html)

Summary: Mummy thinks that John Watson is so good for Sherlock that she must endeavor to make sure he stays with her son. If that means she has to force-adopt the man, then so be it. Mycroft is smug. Sherlock is horrified. John is devious.

Two Heads Are Better Than One (http://sherlockbbc-fic.livejournal.com/575.html?thread=1600831#t1600831)

Summary: “Sherlock, we've already got a severed head, remember? It's in the fridge.”

Can You Tell Me How to Get to Bakery Street? (http://sherlockbbc-fic.livejournal.com/6487.html?thread=32006487#t32006487)

Summary: Sally turned as the newcomers approached, arms crossed in front of her vacuous middle. “Hallo, Freak.”

“Oh, don’t be dull, Sergeant Donutvan.” Sherloaf Holmes grinned tauntingly back at her, as Johnnycake Wheatson smiled apologetically behind him. “Just because I’m home-baked, not boring like the mass-produced lot of you, is no reason to be jealous.” The pastry scowled and untwisted the tie of the police tape, letting the two past.

A Few Recommendations....

[rairakku1234.livejournal.com]

Never have I Ever (http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7381264/1/) By Hannelore_Grace (http://www.fanfiction.net/u/3114763/Hannelore_Grace)

In which the Yarders, Sherlock, and John play the time-honored drinking game.

The Adventures of Chunky Bear and Bumpkin Blossom (http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7462401/1/) By Hannelore_Grace (http://www.fanfiction.net/u/3114763/Hannelore_Grace)

Sherlock and John go out to dinner for a case. Shenanigans ensue, squid is almost eaten, pianos are played, and maybe some crime will be solved if they have the time

The Adventure of the Consulting Woman (http://www.fanfiction.net/s/8100617/1/) By DancingGrimm (http://www.fanfiction.net/u/3014901/DancingGrimm)

"So the plan is, you have until Saturday night to make that," he pointed at Sherlock, "look and act convincingly like a woman, so she can go and be a damsel in distress and trap a serial murderer. Have I got that right?" A crossdressing case fic.

Unexpected_Item (http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7560674/1/Unexpected_Item) By Ariane_DeVere (http://www.fanfiction.net/u/2774300/Ariane_DeVere)

Hope you enjoy some of these.

Rairakku

[le-froufrou.livejournal.com]

These are book or movie verse, except where noted otherwise:

Euphemisms (http://shkinkmeme.livejournal.com/3747.html?thread=344995#t344995)
A fill for a kinkmeme challenge to incorporate as many cheesy euphemisms for penis as possible in one fic.

Holmes/24 crossover (http://shkinkmeme.livejournal.com/4456.html?thread=3329640#t3329640)
You probably should have watched some 24 episodes to appreciate this.

Sherlock Holmes with product placement (http://shkinkmeme.livejournal.com/4456.html?thread=3769960#t3769960)

Teacakes (http://shkinkmeme.livejournal.com/4456.html?thread=5333608#t5333608)
Watson is sick of being a Victorian and snaps.

Brett!Holmes as the Old Spice commercial guy (http://shkinkmeme.livejournal.com/6858.html?thread=14620874#t14620874)
Fill for a kinkmeme prompt based on this clip (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=owGykVbfgUE).

BAMF!Geezer!Watson (http://shkinkmeme.livejournal.com/4996.html?thread=7258244#t7258244)
Fill for the kinkmeme prompt: Holmes gets mocked by Scotland Yard and wibbles, in a manly way. Watson is all, FUCK YOU, BITCHES. TASTE MY CANE. But verbally.

The Sherlock Holmes Diaries (http://who-is-small.livejournal.com/20163.html)
The diaries of Baker Street regulars and irregulars, chronicling the events of a week.

A slight case of gibberish (http://sherlockkink.livejournal.com/1594.html?thread=4766522#t4766522)
Holmes is inventing something electrical when the device malfunctions and shocks him. Watson finds him speaking with the most curious grammatical errors.

Baby Love (http://sherlockkink.livejournal.com/1815.html?thread=7581719#t7581719)
Mpreg, taken to its logical conclusion.

Peacock (http://shkinkmeme.livejournal.com/8789.html?thread=17361749#t17361749)
Fills for the kinkmeme prompt: Randy little peacock sherlock spreading his tailfeathers out for his plain little peahen john. (also BBC!verse)

Lestrade becomes a nudist (http://shkinkmeme.livejournal.com/4456.html?thread=3829864#t3829864)

Me gusta mucho (http://shkinkmeme.livejournal.com/9194.html?thread=19897322#t19897322)
Holmes tries to make the Me Gusta face. He succeeds.

Holmes/Watson from the eyes of Inspector Lestrade (http://shkinkmeme.livejournal.com/8789.html?thread=19181397#t19181397)
A very literal fill for a kinkmeme prompt. (BBC!verse)