Cracky slashfic search - BBC!verse

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I know I have this fic stashed at home somewhere but I'm currently not near my computer. I was telling a friend about this fic and of course I can't find it now. Slash, Sherlock/John Sherlock has some sort of vibrating toy inside him and John has the remote - he was playing at activating it whenever Sherlock was rude to someone! One part of the fic I found quite touching was a moment when Lestrade noticed something was up with them and worried for a moment that it wasn't consensual (I love protective!Lestrade, this is how the fic came up in conversation) but once Lestrade got a better look at Sherlock's face he realised he was worrying needlessly, although he still tells them not to bring the silliness to crime scenes in future.

Thanks in advance, again! This comm has saved my sanity so many times now :)